Tae Kwan Do for Inmates

My wife was checking out the local Tae Kwan Do school [just to see what it was all about].
The instructor let my kids participate in the back row of his class.
They LOVED it.
Of course they would... this would be an excuse to smack on each other.
Anyway, the guy asks my wife what I do for a living... and instantly she was aware that her answer was going to set the price of instruction.
She, like George Washington, cannot tell a lie.
After he heard that I was an Architect he smiled and told her some ridiculously high price.

I told my wife later that the best response would have been:
"He is in PRISON. And hopes to be paroled soon".
Since that is actually more the truth.
:)